Thanks for Calling Your Girlfriend, How Can I Help You?

Me: Thanks for calling, my name is phonebankx, can I have your account number please?

Caller: Uh, where do I find that?

Me: It's the second set of numbers on your check, or in the upper right-hand corner of your statement.

Caller: Do I have to go into a branch for that?

Me: ...Umm. I can also look it up with your card number. Do you have that?

Caller: It's in my car.

Me: I'm sorry, I'm only able to give account information with your account number or card number.

Caller: But do you love me?

Me: ...

...AHAHAHAAHAHAA!!!



I have the coolest boyfriend ever.