Lessons in Good Phone Etiquette #2

Wait until your baby stops wailing before calling me. If it does start wailing while you are on the phone with me, either apologize to me and hang up, or tell someone to watch it while you go to a quieter room. You suck if you think I should not care that my eardrums are being split and I can't even hear myself think, let alone hear what you're asking me. Just because you're now immune to it doesn't mean the rest of us are.